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  • funfundvierzig funfundvierzig Aug 22, 2013 9:02 AM Flag

    60 Minutes: Kullman Koolant, Cool OR Catastrophic?


    We can see it already. A segment on "60 Minutes" with an octogenarian investigating reporter:

    "Kullman Koolant: Cool OR Catastrophic?"

    It won't be the first time for the sneaky DuPont Company. Long-time students of this secretive Delaware-based conglomerate will recall the stunning appearance of the telegenic and articulate Dr. Ima Clam-Chowder, Ph.D., DuPont Senior Vice President. Remember how Dr. Clam-Chowder brilliantly defended the Company's extraordinarily toxic, cancer-causing Teflon chemical, PFOA, by protesting she NEVER cooks bacon in a heated Teflon fry pan? Case closed.

    Parodically posted, but only in part...funfun..

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