You sound just like I feel. I paid a high price for the cost of tuition in this market when I was like daffy and the others. It only takes one or two of those 500 point down days to wake you up and bring you back to reality. Still at times when I see this go up and up I start to doubt. I have bought puts into this stock for the last month. Just got started too early.
Thanks for the post very entertaining and easy to relate to.