Good afternoon ladies and bagholders.
We hope you have enjoyed your flight today. As we soared into the $16s, offering an opportunity for the big boys to dump, we noticed many of you dancing and celebrating. Some of you were even buying more.
That was very nice. After all it is the season of giving and many of you gave until it hurt.
We hope that your landing is not too hard on you. Soon we will be back on the ground again, but until then please feel free to continue with the wild speculating and the lies about wealth to come.
Captain Jerry Yang will be pleased to discuss your flight on TV tonight. We do hope you enjoy the show and want to thank you for flying Yahoo!.