" The Yahoo / Obama Prayer "
Obama is my shepherd I shall not think
He makes me lie down instead of work
He leads me to welfare offices
He restoreth my unemployment
He leads me in paths of bureaucracy
For his name’s sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of factories
I will fear no job
For you are with me
Your ACLU and the union
They protect me.
You prepare a table before me;
In the presence of the working saps;
You refill my WIC card for free
My beer overflows.
Surely welfare and handouts shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall vote for the house of Democrats