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  • horace_jay_cock horace_jay_cock Apr 21, 2003 10:31 AM Flag

    "JOLLYbONEr _in_my_rectum"....

    This Editorial Piece is called:

    "JOLLYBONER IN MY RECTUM".....

    Wasn't the VLSI Broadband chip market supposed to be evaporating? It didn't take long to get RED HOT. Shares of VLSI Communications Chip maker Broadcom have raged recently, following the published report that New Leadership at this Irvine, CA, company, and domination and execution in their end markets have changed the minds of many previous disbelievers. Many positive reports by sector analysts/posters recently have confirmed that buying shares in BRCM has never been better. Many analysts recently have raised their ratings on the chipmaker including Mr. Cock himself. In a hugely positive report today self-proclaimed sector analyst expert, and Yahoo poster, Dr. Horace Jay Cock, said that Broadcom "has the hottest IP technology of all companies in the sector" and raised his rating on the stock to "HOT BUY". Many short side analysts and posters now believe that their analysis of this company was obviously wrong and that, at this point, they are too embarrassed to admit their mistakes. Upgrade News sent posters in a frenzy noted by several "confusing and illiterate posts" (such as post #244122), by koosti.

    Horace also recommended that jollyone, (known as jolly(b)one(r) by male friends in the clubs that he frequents), should immediately check your rectum for complications due to recent and sudden appreciation in stock price and possible damage inflicted by penis love.

    More to come.

    DR. HORACE COCK

 
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