phands your list of complaints against W-8 are the squawks of a malingering lazy and stooopid user whos only raison d'etre is to vent his spleen. All the rest of us who have tried W-8 like/love it compared to the older Windows GUI's and we certainly prefer it to Android and OSI or OSX. Why don't you do something about your mental illness which is the real reason for your jihad against Microsoft.
PS- one cure for your psychosis is to chomp down on one of those cyanide capsules that you can get these days
Microsoft commercials decry the need for extensive instruction sheets for other companies' products, implying that no instructions are necessary for Windows 8 or Windows Phone 8. Evidently that is a lie.