Newest batch of unilateral executive orders on deck from the Holy Emperor in Chief:
Mandate standards on what private-sector companies should do to protect computer systems from hackers.
Implement taxpayer-funded refinance mortgages for homeowners that can't qualify to get refi's in the private sector.
Declare protections for homosexuals who work at companies that may do business with the government.
Hand down requirements for making all buildings, public and private, more energy-efficient.
Unleash regulations on coal-fired power plants, with which it will be virtually impossible to comply.