Judging from the expressions on Bonehead Boehner's face he came in his right hand last night while Obama was delivering the SOTU speach.
Yeah, I think Boehner was jerking off. He's weeeeiiirrrrrrrrdddd.
Bonehead Boehner is the only person on earth that is more useless than pope ratzinger.
Perhaps he got a look at the First Wookie and was on the verge of puking like me.