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  • phands.theheretic5 phands.theheretic5 Apr 11, 2013 7:24 PM Flag

    Is Windoze 8 now the Yugo of Software???

     

    It appears the Yugo is not dead after all. MSFT bought the Yugo (USA) business model for Win8.

    It is time to revive the Yugo jokes...feel free to substitute MISFT for Yugo, not much difference.

    Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
    A. Fill the Tank

    Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
    A. The bus schedule.

    Q. Why do Yugo's come with heated rear windows?
    A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them

    Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
    A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

    Q. Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
    A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

    Despite their small size, Yugo's are actually designed for five people;
    1 person sits in the driver's seat, and the other four would get out and push.

    Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
    A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

    Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
    A: A write off.

    Why were sidewalks invented?
    So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.!

    - I can see you've got a new car - a Yugo!
    - Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
    - What was the first prize then?
    - A fruit-basket!

    Q: What's the difference between a Yugo and a dumpster?
    A: The Yugo has tires.

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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