....because it's settled law and all. You know, like Roe v. Wade, and kind of like the settled science of global warming. Right? I mean, really. Bill Clinton signed DOMA into law, and he is the Transcendent Debaucher in Chief that came before The One, after all. Came, indeed.
It will be curious to see which way the all-powerful SCOTUS goes with California's Prop 8, too. Will the federal government commandeer the power to tell the people of a state that they don't have the right to add the prohibition of gay marriage to their state's constitution as they desired and voted? What about the other 30 states in America that have already added such a provision to their state constitutions?