Jes' caught yer post before tee time. What set you off? Did I say a thang bout your knowledge and all? Just givin' you some tips on how to tell a story better...to mesmerize the readers of this board so's they'll hang on to yer every word...they'll wait with bated breath for the next shinin' diamond from CJfromPJ (that has a better ring).
Anyways, no offense taken: I spend ALL my time in bars. Sometimes even behind 'em.
You dinna say if they planted Gramma or fried her.
Wha' bout your other brother? TJ, eh? Any sisters ? Mom an' dad still together ? Or did Gran's money drive a wedge in the family?
Has a tendency to do that you know.
Dinna think you'd be a CODE writer. Asked if you wrote IBM technical manuals. Many stylistic similarities.
Sorry. Gotta run. Tee time at 12. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEE
You are absolutely right! And I was being overly suspicious reading anything into "keeper". Whenever "Joker's" involved, my defenses snap to attention. Please forgive me? Your closing sentence... I think you're on to somethin'!
I was quite certain you were of the pure female, hetero gender, just needed to "fish" a bit for a confirmation.
PS: You better not now unvail yourself as a transvestite after I've "exposed" myself like this!
Thanks for the apology - I think (altho' you said MN had too much class to be IBat, but thought we were the same person...you might want to apologize there too, hmmm?).
How do I explain this, gfletch? I am very good at analyzing text of any kind. I 'lurked' for months on multiple boards without ever posting. Give me one medium size message by IBat and I usually know it's him (definitely male), regardless of the id.
Every time he mistakenly flames some timid soul on the boards I follow, I apply bandages to the poor sods. That's what I meant by being his keeper. However, he may need the other kind too (hear that BATBOY?).
Hey Fletch, Baby:
Thanks for the warm fuzzies and all that jazz. You got me grinning and puffing up like a blow fish on steroids.
But I fear I need to set the record straight about something, so listen up: I am, most assuredly... categorically... indisputably... undeniably... of the "SHE" variety. No gender benders here, my friend.
... What does that mean? Sorry if this is just a case of mistaken identity... Batman has had a lot of trouble with his identity (ies), just thought he might be tryin' a gender change. If you're truely his keeper, maybe you know (?)...
Sorry gfletch, I'm not IBat's mom - just his keeper. Nope, real person, no other i.d., definitely female. Gotta watch that paranoia, guy - not everyone who can spell is aolbat. Take care.
You're a blind,F***ING (with respects to the Don) fool.
Else you'd have noticed for sure I'd turned into MouthNinja. Her grammar's better. Her rapier thrusts sharper. And the name's pretty genderless, wouldn't you say.