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  • beckross beckross May 16, 2003 5:28 PM Flag

    GE Price

    Someone tell me the real reason GE is going down.


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    • Pay no attention to GE's detractors who say that the company is a late-stage Ponzi scheme with a certifiable lunatic at the helm.
      Evil shortseller Manuel Asensio has joined forces with former President and antichrist Clinton in a nefarious plot to short GE to zero.
      If you own GE stock, you can play a part in foiling the Asensio-Clinton cabal. If the plotters can't borrow the stock, they can't sell it short! So, have your broker send your GE certificates to you, and when you get them, BURN THEM! I cannot overemphasize this last point, because these people are desperate, and they will come right into your house to get it if they suspect that you have the stock!

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