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  • snopes6 snopes6 Oct 18, 2010 1:45 PM Flag



    5:55 am soils himself during a wet dream involving Caribou Barbie
    TEABAGGER gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot
    full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for
    minimum water quality standards.

    He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His
    medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure
    their safety and work as advertised.

    All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers
    medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their
    employers for paid medical insurance, now TEABAGGER gets it too. He prepares
    his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. TEABAGGER's bacon is safe to
    eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing

    TEABAGGER takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is
    properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
    because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting
    on his body and how much it contained. TEABAGGER dresses, walks outside and
    takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-
    hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our

    He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to
    work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation
    fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public
    transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a

    TEABAGGER begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay,
    medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some
    liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
    TEABAGGER's employer pays these standards because TEABAGGER's employer doesn't
    want his employees to call the union.

    If TEABAGGER is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker
    compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think
    he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

    It's noon time, TEABAGGER needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some
    bills. TEABAGGER's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some
    liberal wanted to protect TEABAGGER's money from unscrupulous bankers who
    ruined the banking system before the depression.

    TEABAGGER has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below
    market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that
    TEABAGGER and the government would be better off if he was educated and
    earned more money over his lifetime.

    TEABAGGER turns on FOX news to rub one out.
    TEABAGGER is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at
    his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to
    dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal
    fought for car safety standards.
    23:45 writes postmaster general demanding a Palin stamp.So he can lick her. You Betcha'

    2012 after TEABAGGER votes the Republicans back in,and the outsourcing of jobs drains the country
    to the point where it no longer can support the Tea-Partier's source of income,
    and he loses his income, standard of living, and home...

    ...he then stubbornly blames the Democrats & the now non-existent unions for it,
    while he shines the shoes of the new wealthy royalty for his breakfast, and our founding fathers cry in their graves...
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