5:55 am soils himself during a wet dream involving Caribou Barbie TEABAGGER gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now TEABAGGER gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. TEABAGGER's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
TEABAGGER takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. TEABAGGER dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree- hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
TEABAGGER begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. TEABAGGER's employer pays these standards because TEABAGGER's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If TEABAGGER is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time, TEABAGGER needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. TEABAGGER's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect TEABAGGER's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
TEABAGGER has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that TEABAGGER and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
TEABAGGER turns on FOX news to rub one out. TEABAGGER is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. 23:45 writes postmaster general demanding a Palin stamp.So he can lick her. You Betcha'
2012 after TEABAGGER votes the Republicans back in,and the outsourcing of jobs drains the country to the point where it no longer can support the Tea-Partier's source of income, and he loses his income, standard of living, and home...
...he then stubbornly blames the Democrats & the now non-existent unions for it, while he shines the shoes of the new wealthy royalty for his breakfast, and our founding fathers cry in their graves... Replies (2)