What's wrong with dog food. Kibbles and Bits pan fried, smothered onions, smoked for 20 hours low and slow then basted with a Memphis style bbq sauce. Yummy! All served with a fine bottle of Thunderbird wine, vintage Thursday, 3PM. You will never see this gastronomic delight being served up on Diners, Drive-ups and Dives. Then again, maybe we will.