REPUBLICANS ARE RICHER, SMARTER and HAPPIER than Democriminals: STUDY
Several studies have concluded that Republicans are richer, smarter and happier than their Democriminal counterparts. On a spiritual level Republicans have a clean conscious - as their party fought slavery and the Democriminal party supported it. Since slavery days Republicans have been championing personal freedom and the Democriminals championed "JIM CROW" terrorism and now, dependency (soft plantation slavery) consisting of FOOD STAMPS, WELFARE, FREE ABORTIONS and the manipulation of young females - who end up unhappy, unmarried and now - turning to prostitution in record numbers. Republicans are of course, richer as they achieved more in school as they have higher IQ's and many attend graduate school. Happiness? Republicans have got that one cornered. Democriminals live on Prozac and other drugs to maintain some sort of mental equilibrium.