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  • snthsnth1 snthsnth1 Apr 1, 2013 3:52 PM Flag

    Best joke of 2013!!!!!!!


    Bill Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

    The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

    Finally Bill Clinton gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the call is free.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Clinton got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies, "Since Bush took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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