you can see his eyes twitch when he answers a question !
Without a teleprompter he's an empty suit.
When you tell as many lies as he does it is hard to remember how you told it the last time. He is going to need a teleprompter with a 500 gig memory.
Maybe ...you don't know what LIES are.......
With a username like yours have you been audited by the IRS yet?
"There is no there, there...there. So there. Are we cool now?"
That sort of reminds me of Clintons famous … "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing.