Chairman Maobama came upstairs early to take a nap and avoid the angry reporters downstairs when he came upon a porter packing his suitcases with his suits. Instinctively like a Chicago thug, Maobama grabbed the old Black man and threw him onto the bed. "What the heck are you doing old timer? Why on earth are you packing my travel bags?"
The frightened old time pullman style employee of the White House replied, "I was just doing what Vice President Biden told me to do."
Maobama: "Joe Biden told you to pack my bags?"
Porter: "Yes sir. He said that you were toast and castrated like a Capon and that he was going to be running the show now or he would release the tapes of you and Mr. Holder planning on ruining the conservative Americans with your IRS scheme."
Maobama: (sat down on the bed next to the old timer: "Oh jeez. It really is over. I'm sorry old man. I didn't mean to shove you. Hey you got any more of that Colt 45 Malt Liquor you keep for me?"
Porter: "Sorry sir. But, Biden confiscated that and told me no more Ghetto juice allowed on the premises."