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  • newguy7001 newguy7001 Jul 21, 2013 8:16 PM Flag

    Safety Tips For Your Next Florida Vacation!

    First assume most folks are armed, Therefore:
    If you plan to assault someone, that's a bad idea
    if you plan to rob someone, that's a bad idea
    if you plan on breaking in to some ones home, that's a bad idea
    if you plan to molest someone, that's a bad idea
    In other words, if you are going to Florida to commit a crime it is probably safer to vacation somewhere else.
    If you are coming to Florida to enjoy what the State has to offer, it is highly likely that you will have a fun and safe visit!

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    • Florida must have lots of crime for the number of people to be armed and shooting even innocent kids buying candy at night. Why bother going to Florida at all when there are plenty of other vacation options. New York or California are much better vacation destinations. No need to worry much about crime and there are plenty more of fun activities to do for people of every type and age.

    • Safety tip for anyone going for a walk in any Democrat controlled state or city. Take out plenty of life insurance, to care for your family, when you don't return.

    • First assume most folks are armed and can't see.

      Remember that most Floridians are senile.

      Remember that they can't drive, so always be alert.

      Be patient while you wait at the light for a whole tribe of them to cross. Remember it was YOU that paid for their Medicare scooters.

      If you plan to rob them remember to do it on the first of the month. After that they will be broke after they hit the bingo halls and casinos.

      If you plan on breaking into their trailers see reason.

      If plan on molesting one.....well then, you must be a really hard up Republican.

      In other words if you're taking the time to invest the time and money going to Florida to rob just remember that the old fools don't have any money, because they have already been picked clean by the likes of Sarah Palin.

    • You forgot, shot first, with no witnesses around, and give yourself a bloody nose.

      When the cops come, call it self defense.

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