Happy Ho Ho to you all. Eggy, have a great time (Jimmy Buffet was in Costa Rica one New Years enjoying himself to the fullest as is his usual. Deciding to endear himself to the population by speaking spanish began to loudly wish everyone "Felize
Cubster, have a safe trip and I know you'll enjoy the weather.
JEansy, you are a sweet heart. Have a Merry Christmas.
Tris, Sly, random the rest, same to you.
For those who think we are all idiots, we are, but we do enjoy ourselves. May you have a Merry one too.
Eggs, may you get your gnads washed for Christmas so we don't have to hear about that for awhile. No matter, have a good trip and a Happy Holiday....that is how the brits say it isn't it...on holiday?
Jeans, I think it's been snowing two feet a day for the last week...for christophers sake!. I've gone through several shovels, the snows well past my balls..(I'd take the warm water about this time). May your holidays runneth over with jose!
Getting ready to head for Florida on Xmas day for the soccer tournament in Coaco.
This is the web site for the tourney, our team is the Alaska Goldstrikers, U17 Boys if you wish to see how we do.
Randum, sylvestor, tris, best wishes to all of you and may 04 be all I want and more...lol
Hidey, what can I say, other than it's a pleasure knowing the smartest guy in the world! Best to you and yours, happy Holidays.
Bubba,...deck the cell with balls and holly, fal la la la ....and may you get mikey jackson for a roomy!
All the rest of you numbskulls...Merry Christmas and a Happy new yr.
Eggy, you have such a hard life. I bet Santa brings you a bag of switches this year.
Since it's the day before Christmas Eve, it must be Christmas Eve Eve.
Cubster, heard some parts of AK got 2 feet of snow in the last 48hrs. If you're in those parts, I hope you get a soft handle shovel from St. Nick. It was 60 degrees here today. Had to ride around with the windows down.
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!
I must have been dozing at my desk because I missed it. I'm off to Costa Rica tonight so I'll wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
Behave while I'm gone. And CrzyBabe, the offer to soap down my balls still stands. Haven't seen Chubby in a while. He must be hibernating or off huntin' bear.
Did you feel the quake?
These are for you:
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin'to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me.."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. "Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father.."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest knocks three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
"Jeans, I think I'm gonna be OK in the long run. I think I need an old wrinkled up dick with lots of money that's getting ready to kick the old bucket. Leaving it all to me. HEE! HEE! "
- Hidey's definitely your man.
I was down and out there for a few days. I looked on the board and you boys were calling each other "dickwads" and such. I do have to admit that it made me laugh a little. You guys need to settle down a little bit or else me and Jeans will have to do some serious ass kickin'.
Eggy, I think I would have to be drinking a supersize 'nog to wash anybody's balls. You weasel.
Hidey, Thanks for being a sweetie.
Jeans, I think I'm gonna be OK in the long run. I think I need an old wrinkled up dick with lots of money that's getting ready to kick the old bucket. Leaving it all to me. HEE! HEE!
I salute your spirit with a shot of Cuervo!!! (We really must get together sometime and have a few rounds.)
I also submit the following advice:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 30, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When I turned 40, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 49 and I am looking for a guy with a big dick.
Careful Crazybabe, Hidey is a slow old fox and he's probably just trying to get into your kegs. He's fooled Jeansie with his smooth talking jive but don't let him fool you. You'd be much better off with my soapy balls.