So.... How come you never said anything about this before now? Your real name's not "Jurgen Gromer" is it? Somehow, I just can't picture you as a "Jurgen". Sounds like he's one hard nosed son of a bitch. A little like the character you like to play here now and again.
Poking a little fun at you Mr. Toughguy. Try not to let your nicotene withdrawals come between you and your funny bone.