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  • captzorro_2000 captzorro_2000 Nov 26, 2012 11:48 AM Flag

    Shoppers prayer to that great mall god, all in awe !

    Oh great god of the mall
    Help me to stand tall
    &
    When the doors open to haul
    To be fastest runner in the hall
    To get to that toy called Jaws
    Belt anyone in the way in the jaw
    Jump high to gat ship on the wall
    War with anybody over cabbage patch doll
    Strengthen me to whip that tar baby in a close call
    Tear away a toy from any baby that crawls
    Spend all the money leaving my wallet small
    Give glory to this day of shopping and stomping you all
    Don’t like E day Monday god there are no stalls
    Would miss those days where I pass them mauled
    And please send rescue to that cue ball I smashed in the fall
    Amen…oh sorry god have to run to the next mall!

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