You have endured this long!
The total collapse of the whole market is just around the corner!
According to the Mayan calendar, the world will end on December 21, 2012!
The DOW will be infinitely close to 0 (zero) before the close of December 21!
Don't give up!
The DOW should tank next week.
People want to spend their money before the 21st.
Don't give up, shorts.
You've endured this long, so what's another several days?
The Mayan calendar.
That's your only hope now.
Good luck, shorts!
Take some viagra if you need to, spanky. You'll over come your ED.