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  • mghzhombre mghzhombre Jan 2, 2013 10:54 AM Flag

    Carnac the Magnificent on retail...

    Assistant - I hold in my hand a envelope. As a child of four can plainly see, this envelope has been hermetically sealed. It's been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of this envelope, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answer having never before seen the question. ( hands the envelope to Carnac)

    Carnac - silence! ( as the the envelope is put to the forehead)

    What happens when a Bob tail goes on sale ?

    Sis boom bah! ( sound of the envelope ripped open )

    Happens when a retail #$%$ goes on sale....

    audience- booo! boo! boo!

    Carnac - May your only son become the goalie on a nude hockey team!

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