Wrong! Sybil and I are different bears. Not very bright. One clue--Sybil hates options: I sometimes use option spreads. However, I take it as a compliment to be confused with Sybil, a colorful and smart pundit.
SYBIL izn't a bear. He iz a Nauseus Irrationalis also known as Sybil_lives on this board. It has a large beak and small head and quite distempered. The male species of this bird is decked with bright plumage and besides foraging for fruits and nuts, and spends most of its time spankings its "monkey". It's habitat is in the frozen Alaska region where it spends the entire year because it lacks enough intelligence to migrate to warmer climates. Besides it's low mental ability, it unfortunately only has one wing. This causes it to constantly flap around in circles chirping meaningless banter.