Tech's dog to be long: INTC based on fundiez
Sybs dog to be long: AA based on the charts
Sybil entered a long position in bowow doggie AA , in which tech promptly responded "why AA when intc has a much better 'value proposition' based upon its fundiez"
Sybil immediately replied to tech instructing him to stop reading fundementalz until the s&p hits 450, and learn how to "read a fvck in chart". Sybil then challenged tech to a dog race in which sybs said AA charts would cream INTC fundiez, which tech clearly doesnt understand.
Sooooo..... day 1: The current score sybs dog up 1%, INTC up 0.25%. Sybs dog jumps out into a quick lead.
Wow... Tech's intc dog has Really stepped it up and iz gaining on sybs AA dog .... Wooof woof.... To funny betting long theze useless stox in stupid markets.... The really funny part iz that they are out pacing scamazon today by a full length. Thats gotta hit the pumperz where it hurts.
And dog #$%$ AA SPRINTS to the end of day one.... Meanwhile, the amzn pig languishez along side of the intc dog - they've become palz...
Folks - you should know that sybs thinks theze markets a big fat joke and actually puked up a liver in the process of buying a minascule amount of AA.... Theze markets are setting up to get absolutely fvck in blistered with a right hook thats going to come out of know where - sybil guessez a failed bond market with no meanz for the fed to prop it up will be at the epicenter, but by the time sheeple realize what iz happening, the markets will have already DUMPED 35% off the majorz and knife catchez will step in only to have the markets drop for a total of 70% from the top.... Right around here.
INTC announced internet TV platform. More to come. INTC is in much better shape than most appreciate. Eventually, AAPL will announce that INTC is producing its next gen chips (even if they are ARM based for now...). Samsung and TSMC will lose key scale and see their economics degrade, while INTC will make more net profit (even as the analysts slam INTC for lower gross margins...).
INTC is an amazing tail risk hedge. Very few of the current "growth" (MOMO) stocks are... Certainly not this one.
Remember, I also said you might win this quarter, but INTC would win over my horizon (2014 and 2015 calls).
We'll see what happens when this market wide vol squeeze runs out of gas...
Stay away from optionz . They are a scam.... Why would anyone own a call option for a low cost beat down dog in the first place? You must have great 'insurance' policiez, 50x your income life, 5.00 deductiblez on your totaled car, etc..... It seemz that You like throwing your coin away on premiumz. Just buy the under lying you fvck in wing nut... Why does everything have to be so gooooodddddaaaaammmned complicated with you?