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  • opinionsarelike33 opinionsarelike33 Nov 23, 2012 12:49 PM Flag

    Opinions fable for norris

    'Three SCOTTISH Kick Rule'

    A Glasgow lawyer named norris went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

    As the norris climbed over the fence, opinions drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. Norris responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

    The old farmer opinions replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

    The indignant norris said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Scotland and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

    Opinions smiled at norris and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Mintlaw. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'

    Norris asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

    Opinions replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

    Norris quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    Opinions slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to norris. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into norris's groin and dropped him to his knees!

    His second kick to the midriff sent norris's last meal gushing from his mouth. Norris was on all fours when the opinions third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength norris very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

    (I love this part)

    Opinions smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

    When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear.
    When you're intelligent, you know which half.

    Names were inserted for the boards entertainment

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    • Opinions slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to norris. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into norris's groin and dropped him to his knees!

      His second kick to the midriff sent norris's last meal gushing from his mouth. Norris was on all fours when the opinions third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

      Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength norris very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

      I said a prayer for you RLP's global warming blind faith Opinions. No human being was born to exist as your do but to truly live.

 
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