"Never claimed to be a professional money manger. I said I managed money for several family members and averaged incredibly excellent returns, primarily from being invested in heavily in midstream MLPs and GPs back in the early 2000's time frame. "
Caliban it is time to repent your foolishness in public.
Back fitting data is simply childish and so you would have been better to learn your full part. You are not redeemed for your public foolishness - only you can do that yourself.