My goodness fellow American Mr. Varney had a deprived childhood where the national sport is European football. The game where; usually, pagans run endlessly back and forth and around and around the field with nothing happening. So of course they resort to drinking and singing to pass the time.
Mr. Varney comes across oceans, continents and time emerging from huddled masses of drunks; singing songs to pass the time, while watching soccer. To proudly join us as Americans. A proud American overcoming great challenges and our glamour position football player from America's Texas team calls him a foreigner? On this self made; up from the bottom (of sports), American's show no less!
But the Mad Who suspects it is all really Mr. Varney's fault. Why does he not invite the hardworking linemen? The guys who must have that full sized traditional American vehicle? Who else should be endorsing American cars from a Texan football team?
Well, I did notice how dazzled and completely distracted Chuck was.,,,,,,,,,