"This year my lottery winnings are up 30 percent from last year. Last year by August I had bought $2000 worth of tickets and my winnings were only $20.00 for the year. Not so this year. I am rocking and rolling. I bought no more tickets this year than I did last year but I cashed in winning tickets totalling $26.00"
By the way, you're the fella who famously said, paraphrasing here, "I absolutely refuse to look at their financials....." In other words, you refuse to look at facts.
And, now, you've come up with this faulty analogy/parody based on........comedic value?