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  • itswhatsintheboxthatcounts itswhatsintheboxthatcounts Nov 28, 2011 11:31 AM Flag

    Definition of the word : " WEB "

    Web is the loser in the game of old maid, while personality is always the winner. Web is the person with a record of failing, someone who loses consistently, a nonstarter, an unsuccessful person, an unfortunate person, a person who suffers misfortune, most always a toyota owner, someone who has insufficient assets to cover their debts. One without the funds to buy new flormats to replace the dangerous ones on his toyoDUH. Web is a flash in the pan ,someone who once enjoyed transient success working for GM but then failed and had to accept a lowly position directing the washing of cars by his team of canaDUHian stooges. Personality is an achiever of success without exerting talent. People work for him and bring him $$$. Web is a dud, a flop, a washout, someone who is always the underdog or consistantly at a disadvantage and always expected to lose to personality the achiever, the succeeder, the winner, the person with a long record of successes. The Web could never be the achiever that his father was, in fact he is the sole reason the sign "only winners need apply " was invented. Having said that the only chance the Web could possibly have to become a success would be to change names and then dress for success, but that would mean clearing out the trunk of the yet to be paid for 1997 toyoDUH scamry that he shares with the three stooges and we all know they would never agree to that.

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    • Let the record show that I resent the way the Box labels America's Malibu killer the " scamry " . Its a Toyota Camry and its built in America by legal Immigrants.

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      • Consumers will be lining up for our new Toyota Corolla Automatic at only $18820 . Sure it has the same old and tired look of 2009 and it continues to have a 4 speed Automatic, no life saving Onstar and no satellite radio while our savvy competition offers fuel saving 6 speed automatics but America won't know the difference , right brother Webby ? Oh, it does have glued on floor mats so as the Jamaicans who buy most of them say " No Worries Mon "

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      Web is the loser in the game of old maid, while personality is always the winner. Web is the person with a record of failing, someone who loses consistently, a nonstarter, an unsuccessful person, an unfortunate person, a person who suffers misfortune, most always a toyota owner, someone who has insufficient assets to cover their debts. One without the funds to buy new flormats to replace the dangerous ones on his toyoDUH. Web is a flash in the pan ,someone who once enjoyed transient success working for GM but then failed and had to accept a lowly position directing the washing of cars by his team of canaDUHian stooges. Personality is an achiever of success without exerting talent. People work for him and bring him $$$. Web is a dud, a flop, a washout, someone who is always the underdog or consistantly at a disadvantage and always expected to lose to personality the achiever, the succeeder, the winner, the person with a long record of successes. The Web could never be the achiever that his father was, in fact he is the sole reason the sign "only winners need apply " was invented. Having said that the only chance the Web could possibly have to become a success would be to change names and then dress for success, but that would mean clearing out the trunk of the yet to be paid for 1997 toyoDUH scamry that he shares with the three stooges and we all know they would never agree to that.
      5 stars is a must

    • That was pretty darn funny, I gotta admit.

      -web

 
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