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  • billionsofbarrels billionsofbarrels Aug 20, 2013 2:10 PM Flag

    Jeye's Garage Door

    Jeye walked into the kitchen one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. Sandy walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you backed the Vega out did you close the garage door?' Jeye told her he knew he'd closed the garage door. As he poured himself another cup of coffee he was puzzled by the question.

    As he added cream and sugar, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood Sandy's question about his 'garage door.'

    As he headed out with the cup of coffee Jeye paused to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

    Sandy smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires!

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