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  • alibis101 alibis101 Dec 10, 2003 6:06 PM Flag

    Two Years

    Dear Go2it2003,

    Far from me to judge. If I would I'd say you make a good point. And a good post.

    I'm happy for you that you are now contented and that you have the insight to view the broader picture of JLL within the industry and not the JLL spin which now seems to be the norm and the accepted.

    My pain is long past. I would have left if I hadn't been persuaded that I would be promoted. So I stayed and lost probably two years if not more. I worked hard, but who doesn't. The pain finished when I was told I would be promoted. The after effects from then are rather more distasteful. Not being arrogant here but you can't imagine (I hope for your sake).

    I am interested to learn which big 5 you refer to. Accountancy? Law? Real Estate at JLL has become an industry which is why it is a production line. It is no longer a skill or a profession. Routines, processes and checklists. Clients are faced with machines and if they're not, then the employee is breaking the rules of the company.

    I would also like to see something positive. But I can never accept something positive from a faceless corporate built on my human misery.

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    • To answer you background question. I came from the accounting industry. Funny enough, I now call the employer I left for JLL as a client. JLL lost this company's business. I WONDER WHY? I also call one of JLL's top competitors as a client. Go figure. Such smart decisions JLL leaders make right? I know I am just one fish in a lake...but, now that lake is a loch..get it? Too many to count.

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      • Subject: New P&O Policy

        Employee Notice:
        As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we
        are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this plan, older
        employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the
        retention of younger people who represent our future.Therefore, a
        program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via
        retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

        This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel).
        Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside
        the company.SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment
        records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the
        program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early

        All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.
        This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).
        Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once,
        SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems

        If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to
        HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP
        (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

        As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has
        received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the

        Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board
        that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our:

        Special High Intensity Training (SHIT).

        We take pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive. We have
        given our employees more SHIT than any company in this area. If any employee
        feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your immediate
        supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you
        receive all the SHIT you can stand.

        And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us

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