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  • jeepcreep111 jeepcreep111 Oct 24, 2013 10:58 AM Flag

    Bea Arthur ( Maud ) Reruns on All UAL Flights

    Reruns of the hit 70s series " Maud " starring Bea Arthur will be run continuously on all UAL flights including intercontinental and domestic. Passengers will vote at the end of each flight which sky waitress on their flight most resembled the post-menopausal actress and the winner will receive a davenport and a box of Depends. UAL ceo Jeff Smisek, being post-menopausal himself, commented " nearly all of our sky waitresses are mature ladies and have bulldog-like faces and voices, but that doesn't mean we they can't have a friendly contest reminiscent of their fun-loving high school days fifty years ago. One sky waitress said " Gee....I'm gonna quit wearing my bouffant hair dew and start wearing it like Maud by sticking my head out the window at 500mph .

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