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  • kidmadeira kidmadeira Feb 3, 2014 9:21 PM Flag

    golden urininal

    Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over to
    see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home.

    After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom.

    When he entered Bill Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a gold urinal! Wow!

    The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in Clinton’s private lavatory.
    "Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should get a gold urinal too. But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit

    too self-indulgent... even for a guy like me!"

    Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary

    how impressed her husband had been at his discovering that Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.

    Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
    "I found out who #$%$ in your saxophone."

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