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  • rjmcbear rjmcbear Nov 14, 2003 12:47 PM Flag

    One more Quickie ( Joke)

    A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were down in their apartment. Ther landlady met the young man in the hallway as he was coming home one night. She said' "I have a couple of tickets to the play tonight, and I wonder if you and your lovely bride would like to have them." "I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened the door and called out,"Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?" "Hey pal," she retorted, "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to mother." ERIN GO BRAGH, Robert.