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  • mardermj mardermj Apr 15, 2005 8:09 AM Flag

    FDA OK's Rubber Tits, Bans All MS Fix!

    Let's get our priorities straight, the important thing to get into the mainstream is plastic surgery's rubber tits so they can leak and supply lawsuits of the future, to include a bunch of autoimmune reactions to these allegedly chemically neutral liquid rubber fillings.

    Don't forget to pick up the video, FDA gone wild.
    Check the disclaimer, it is better for beer swilling rednecks to have something to squeeze than a bunch of spastics having a cure for their nasty disease.

    America's value system and your govt dollars at work.

    Gag............

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    • Let's get our priorities straight, the important thing to get into the mainstream is plastic surgery's rubber tits so they can leak and supply lawsuits of the future, to include a bunch of autoimmune reactions to these allegedly chemically neutral liquid rubber fillings.

      Don't forget to pick up the video, FDA gone wild.
      Check the disclaimer, it is better for beer swilling rednecks to have something to squeeze than a bunch of spastics having a cure for their nasty disease.

      America's value system and your govt dollars at work.

      Gag............

    • FDA lost out on ephedra ban yesterday and this will be available again WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION.

 

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