soooooo, if this "sale" does NOT happen then, BY MONDAY you will be a big sack of jerry hill poop!
heck, you are already a big ol sack of surfer wannabe poop and beach wino poop, and
"i have to lie about where I live" poop
and a bruce jones butt muncher poop
and a big ol swill of andybrian ""i do not know who I am""" poop.
so I guess being rod poop isn't so bad after all eh?
ROFLMFFAO