SOILY LIAR AND PARTNER TESTIFY IN SUPREME COURT TODAY
SL was with his Filipino lover arguing for the right to marry his partner of 20 years. SL was rail thin, dressed in a red spandex OSU outfit, replete with nipple rings, copious amounts of makeup, ruby red lipstick, eyeliner, and his traditional earthball buffont. He also appeared to have severe issues with anal gape and the ability to retain feces in his stretched out rectum.
The CNN anchors appeared to be snickering at the little poofter. I'm sure this will be replayed. It was quite amusing.