Completely off topic and political-view at own risk!
Obama, The Pope, and the Boy Scout::
The pilot says he has to ditch the plane and there's only two parachutes. Obama says, "Well, I'm the WORLD'S smartest Black man, my people need me!" So he straps one on and jumps out. The Pope says "My son, I've lived a long life and I trust in the Lord, please, you take the last parachute." The Boy Scout looks at the Pope and says, "Don't sweat it Pops, the world's smartest Black man just put on my backpack!"