American Dream is gone. Just get drunk and have fun.
Why struggle to make ends meet? What does it get you? Nothing. Beer subsidies should be a priority. There are no jobs that pay enough to make a decent living anymore unless you like doctoring, lawyering, or nursing. That's it. So go get some beer, hang with some smart girls (like the ones with kids and get paid to do nothing), and enjoy yourself. They can drop the kids off at their moms, and you can screw around and enjoy the day.