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  • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 22, 2005 12:11 PM Flag

    100 THINGS TO DO W/ A BLACKBERRY

    1. Doorstop
    2. lead shot when u go fishing
    3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
    4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
    5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
    6. bird for trap shooting
    7. Dog chew toy.
    8. Wind chime.
    9. Ceiling tile
    10. hockey puck
    11. paper weight
    12. dog brush
    13. hamster gym
    14. carpenter square
    15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
    16. pot holder
    17. cookie cutter imprint
    18. air freshener
    19. candle holder
    20. proverbial cup holder
    21. microwave safe plate
    22. stock picking dart board
    23. jugs gun backstop
    24. jugs gun change up
    25. programmable chip for test rocket
    26. purple cow prize inside
    27. wireless mouse pad
    28. sling media wireless pizza hole.

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    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 25, 2005 12:01 AM Flag

      I don't pull the trigger this time ... it throws me off. It's like they didn't tell me about this emotional attachment to killing. They tried to numb me, they tried to strip my humanity. They tried to tell me that's not a human being - that's a soft target.

      So now, my imagination is running ... What if he pulled his trigger? How many American soldiers or Iraqi police, how many families destroyed because I didn't pull my trigger. After we leave this little village we get attack helicopters, Apaches, two Bradley fighting vehicles, and we go back. And we start asking questions. Where are they? Eventually they lead us to this hut where this family is living, and myself and [another soldier] started searching for AK-47s, for explosives, for RPGs, you know ... evidence. And all I can find is a tiny little pistol, probably to scare off thieves

      Well because of that pistol we took their two young men ... Their mother is at my feet trying to kiss my feet like I deserve my feet to be kissed. Screaming, pleading. I don't need to speak Arabic to know love and concern and fear. I had my attack helicopter behind me, my Bradley fighting vehicle, my armour, my M4 [semi-automatic] with laser sight. I'm an 82nd Airborne killer. But I was powerless ... to ease this woman's pain.

      After I came home I applied for conscientious objector [status]. I'm a Christian, what was I doing holding a gun to another human being? Love thy neighbour. Pray for those who persecute you, don't shoot them.

      I get my conscientious objector packet approved. I'm free. It's all gone now, right? No! I still swerve at trash bags ... fireworks ... I can't express anything. All my relationships are falling apart because they can't fucking understand me. How do they know the pain I've gone through or the sights I've seen? The innocence gone, stripped, dead? I couldn't stand the pain. People were leaving me.

      I couldn't cut my wrists. So I called the police. They come stomping through my door. I have my knife in my hand. "Shoot me." All of a sudden I was the man with the RPG, with all the guns pointed at him, thinking "Yes, we can solve the world's problems by killing each other". How insane is that? Lucky I lived through that episode. See, you can't wash your hands when they're covered in blood. The wounds carry on. This is what war does to your soul, to your humanity, to your family.
      http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0924-27.htm

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 25, 2005 12:01 AM Flag

      'You Can't Wash Your Hands When They're Covered in Blood'
      by Hart Viges

      My name is Hart Viges. September 11 happened. Next day I was in the recruiting office. I thought that was the way I could make a difference in the world for the better.

      So I went to infantry school and jump school and I arrived with my unit of the 82nd Airborne Division. I was deployed to Kuwait in February 2003. We drove into Iraq because Third Infantry Division was ahead of schedule, and so I didn't need to jump into Baghdad airport.

      As we drove into Samawa to secure their supplies my mortar platoon dropped numerous rounds on this town. I watched Kiowa attack helicopters fire Hellfire missile after Hellfire missile. I saw a C130 Spectre gunship ... it will level a town. It had belt-fed artillery rounds pounding with these super-Gatling guns.

      I don't know how many innocents I killed with my mortar rounds. I have my imagination to pick at for that one. But I clearly remember the call-out over the radio saying "Green light on all taxi-cabs. The enemy is using them for transportation".

      One of our snipers called back on the radio saying "Excuse me but did I hear that order correctly? Green light on all taxi cabs?" "Roger that soldier. You'd better start buckling up." All of a sudden the city just blew up. Didn't matter if there was an innocent in the taxi-cab - we laid a mortar round on it, snipers opened up.

      Next was Fallujah. We went in without a shot. But Charlie Company decided they were going to take over a school for the area of operations. Protesters would come saying "Please get out of our school. Our children need this school. We need education".

      They turned them down. They came back, about 40 to 50 people. Some have the bright idea of shooting AK-47s up in the air. Well a couple of rounds fell into the school ... They laid waste to that group of people.

      Then we went to Baghdad. And I had days that I don't want to remember. I try to forget. Days where we'd take contractors out to a water treatment plant outside of Baghdad.

      We'd catched word that this is a kind of a scary place but when I arrive there's grass and palm trees, a river. It's the first beautiful place that seemed untouched by the war in Iraq. As we leave, RPGs come flying at us. Two men with RPGs ran up in front of us from across the road.

      "Drop your weapons". "Irmie salahak." They're grabbing on to women and kids so [we] don't fire. I can't take any more and swing my [gun] over. My sight's on his chest, my finger's on the trigger. And I'm trained to kill but this is no bogey man, this is no enemy. This is a human being. With the same fears and doubts and worries. The same messed-up situation.

    • Are you just about done with that stupid fucking list?

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 24, 2005 10:46 PM Flag

      1. Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.
      106. Try it as a golf tee.
      107. Eat it with a side salad
      108. Give it to the Fed Chief to play with and pose in pictures.
      109. Donate it to the Red Cross to use as a blanket.
      110. Use it as a trashcan lid.
      111. put it in the back of your truck to keep garbage from blowing away.
      112. Put peanut

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 24, 2005 10:44 PM Flag

      1. Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.
      106. Try it as a golf tee.
      107. Eat it with a side salad
      108. Give it to the Fed Chief to play with and pose in pictures.
      109. Donate it to the Red Cross to use as a blanket.
      110. Use it as a trashcan lid.
      111. put it in the back of your truck to keep garbage from blowing away.

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 24, 2005 10:42 PM Flag

      1. Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.
      106. Try it as a golf tee.
      107. Eat it with a side salad
      108. Give it to the Fed Chief to play with and pose in pictures.
      109. Donate it to the Red Cross to use as a blanket.

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 24, 2005 10:38 PM Flag

      1. Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.
      106. Try it as a golf tee.
      107. Eat it with a side salad

    • 106. Use it as a golf tee...

      It would be a little too long. Requiring a

      107. A custom-built "mallet" to hammer in 106 into the ground.

      RIMM is going DOWN (lots) not only because it's product is passe, not only becasue there is plently competition in the space, growing daily - NOT ONLY because the market is saturated with people working too hard emailing one another 24/7 (and people need their lives back), but ALSO because the market as a whole is due for a major correction, consumers have little money left to buy such toyz, they raided their house mortgages as ATM's one time too many, house prices are set to tumble, the FED CANNOT stop putting up rates (needing as much rate cutting AMMO as possible to attempt to stave off the NEXT recession (coming soon), whilst it's attempting to flod the market with liquidity - meaning that only the least creditworthy will end up borriwing that "money".

      The whole house of cardz is getting set to tumble. And RIMM will fall particularly hard.

      Other short selling candidates? easy.

      ERTS (why buy a game (when you have no cash), when you can copy it from a friend.

      Ditto ADBE, MACR, SYMC, AAPL and any other company highly leveraged to a tapped out consumer.

      SBUX comes to mind. There's a habit that will die quickly once the pennies require pinching.

      GAP and NIKE also come to mind. It's amazing how adaptable the younger generation are when pennies pinch. They simply invest new fashion paradigms to suit their spending power.

      If the majority have NO MONEY it suddenly becomes unfashionable to flaunt it for those that still do. result.... vicious cycle!
      ------------------------------------------

      Feel free to debate if you want - that's the purpose of this post. But don't waste time with one-liner "pessimistic azzhole" comments in angry dismissal. There's plenty of meat to get your debating teeth in to.

      Whtever your position (and I advise CASH or SHORT most stuff) GOOD LUCK.

      You're gonna need it. It's time to pay the piper.

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 23, 2005 10:45 PM Flag

      1. Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.
      106. Try it as a golf tee.

    • fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo fraud_from_the_hole_in_waterloo Sep 23, 2005 3:52 PM Flag

      Doorstop
      2. lead shot when u go fishing
      3. put it under your stairmaster to level it
      4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch
      5. Pizza roller at papa johns.
      6. bird for trap shooting
      7. Dog chew toy.
      8. Wind chime.
      9. Ceiling tile
      10. hockey puck
      11. paper weight
      12. dog brush
      13. hamster gym
      14. carpenter square
      15. bogus radar detector in your camaro
      16. pot holder
      17. cookie cutter imprint
      18. air freshener
      19. candle holder
      20. proverbial cup holder
      21. microwave safe plate
      22. stock picking dart board
      23. jugs gun backstop
      24. jugs gun change up
      25. programmable chip for test rocket
      26. purple cow prize inside
      27. wireless mouse pad
      28. sling media wireless pizza hole.
      29. Dog Squeegie
      30. Garlic Press
      31. Top Water Bass Lure
      32. Cornhole Plug
      33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer
      34. Waterloo Booster Chair
      35. Vibrating sex toy
      36. Sour Milk deodorant stick
      37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate.
      38. Relatively cheap garden hose.
      39. After Market Car Part.
      40. Top Ramen Cooker
      41. Lightmaster Plus II
      42. Chicken wire reinforcment.
      43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II
      44. Indestructable boat buoy.
      45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette
      46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder
      47. Waffle maker
      49. Multi use Kitchen tool.
      50. Steamless rice cooker.
      51. Liquid soap dispenser
      52. Caris cheese grater
      53. Intel flashlight battery holder
      53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture
      54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen.
      55. Snow cone maker assessment tool.
      56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool.
      57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing.
      58. LCD Toilet plunger
      59. Sprinkler head
      60. Jet Blue Front wheel
      61. Free Gas give away in Texas
      62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder
      63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head
      64. Power Washer adaptor
      65. Bookmark
      66. Place Marker for craps table.
      67. Waterloo time clock for employees
      68. Re Usable coffee filter
      69. Just for Men Hair color
      70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner
      71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering
      72. Fidlity Christmas calandar
      73. Load pictures and then jerk off.
      74. art deco
      75. Try it in a clam bake
      76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl.
      77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool
      78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave
      79. lending tree card holder
      80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm
      81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim
      82. palm treo docking port
      83. extra USB II port for your laptop
      84. Try to install SuSe 9.3
      85. Store some extra print drivers
      86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff.
      87. Try it as a fly swatter
      88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form..
      89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow.
      90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer on his asshole.
      91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals.
      92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it
      93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder!
      94. Tie Jigs w/ it
      95. Replace your jellin's w/ it
      96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware to fetch a ball
      97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."
      98. Use it as a stock sale decoy.
      99. Wear it as a halloween costume.
      100. Use it to sue somebody.
      101. Send it to NO to use as a life vest.
      102. Donate it to the new head of fema to wear as a hat.
      103. Use it as a jungle gym for your pet turtle.
      104. Mash it up and use it as fish food.
      105. Send it to IceLand to use in their Hot Co Co.

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