. Doorstop 2. lead shot when u go fishing 3. put it under your stairmaster to level it 4. Footboard for water skiing in a rice ditch 5. Pizza roller at papa johns. 6. bird for trap shooting 7. Dog chew toy. 8. Wind chime. 9. Ceiling tile 10. hockey puck 11. paper weight 12. dog brush 13. hamster gym 14. carpenter square 15. bogus radar detector in your camaro 16. pot holder 17. cookie cutter imprint 18. air freshener 19. candle holder 20. proverbial cup holder 21. microwave safe plate 22. stock picking dart board 23. jugs gun backstop 24. jugs gun change up 25. programmable chip for test rocket 26. purple cow prize inside 27. wireless mouse pad 28. sling media wireless pizza hole. 29. Dog Squeegie 30. Garlic Press 31. Top Water Bass Lure 32. Cornhole Plug 33. Medicine Ball for Smeer the queer 34. Waterloo Booster Chair 35. Vibrating sex toy 36. Sour Milk deodorant stick 37. Toasted Cheese sandwich hot plate. 38. Relatively cheap garden hose. 39. After Market Car Part. 40. Top Ramen Cooker 41. Lightmaster Plus II 42. Chicken wire reinforcment. 43. Meat tenderizing tool for the Grillmaster II 44. Indestructable boat buoy. 45. Keyless entry for your new 06 corvette 46. Warm and Form Back Brace molder 47. Waffle maker 49. Multi use Kitchen tool. 50. Steamless rice cooker. 51. Liquid soap dispenser 52. Caris cheese grater 53. Intel flashlight battery holder 53. Gallium semiconductor illuminating light fixture 54. Backlit cherry ice cream illuminator w/ LCD screen. 55. Snow cone maker assessment tool. 56. vortex ball bonder fragmentation tool. 57. 802.11x frijole maker w/ built in IP addressing. 58. LCD Toilet plunger 59. Sprinkler head 60. Jet Blue Front wheel 61. Free Gas give away in Texas 62. New Jamba Juice flavor w/ protien powder 63. Waterloo warrior New Carls' junior bobble head 64. Power Washer adaptor 65. Bookmark 66. Place Marker for craps table. 67. Waterloo time clock for employees 68. Re Usable coffee filter 69. Just for Men Hair color 70. Jimboys taco pot cleaner 71. Toxic Convertible Bond Offering 72. Fidlity Christmas calandar 73. Load pictures and then jerk off. 74. art deco 75. Try it in a clam bake 76. Cerebral Charlie Drool bowl. 77. 3-D Chi Square for that online trading tool 78. slide rule for that 4th and 5th wave 79. lending tree card holder 80. Eye patch for Texas Hold'm 81. place mat for tea w/ frugal kim 82. palm treo docking port 83. extra USB II port for your laptop 84. Try to install SuSe 9.3 85. Store some extra print drivers 86. Insure it w/ LockLine and then feed it to a giraff. 87. Try it as a fly swatter 88. Make a paper airplane out of the 'rebate' form.. 89. Send one to dick cheney to use as a knee pillow. 90. Send one to your fidelity broker to use as a jackhammer on his asshole. 91. Use it as a face plate for the NBA finals. 92. Fry up some garlic rice w/ it 93. Use it as a plyoball rebounder! 94. Tie Jigs w/ it 95. Replace your jellin's w/ it 96. Program your dog w/ some vaporware software to fetch a ball 97. Use it to teach your fish to say...."it's a ball silly."