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  • hahastocks hahastocks Jul 26, 2012 8:38 PM Flag

    RIMM poetry

    Daddy Please dont buy this stock
    Even if people on Yahoo tell you its a lock
    Now Im 15 years old working the streets
    Trying to get money to put shoes on our feet
    You should have listened to Hahastocks

    "Buyout soon" the liar longs say
    Trying to get new RIMMtards to pay pay pay
    Now mommy has left you after the fight
    As you lay in bed for another sleepless night
    You should have listened to Hahastocks

    Please sell now and get what you can
    As I go down on on some guy named Dan
    He gave me $5 for the work I performed
    After investing in RIMM this is my new Norm
    You should have listened to Hahastocks

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    • 10 cent pop you said today!
      Still $35 under what you paid
      Said you would buy more if you had the cash
      Wont be getting any of my street walking stash
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      FB buyout coming soon!
      This thing is going to the moon!
      Rimm longs dont give up
      Its time to back up the truck!
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      Now its 6 months later not that far
      The bank just repossessed the car
      You drink your self to sleep at night
      What do you do when you cant afford coors light?
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

    • Before you bought RIMM I was so cool
      All the kids would come by to chill in our pool
      Now with the water shut off the kids are all gone
      Where oh where did you go wrong?
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      One of your friends came by for a "date" last night
      What we did would have given your former self a fright
      He paid me in Rimm stock so I called the cops
      Is it bad I wish they would have arrested my pops?
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      Dont quit your day job the new pumper said
      I only work nights but I would rather be dead
      Maybe I should leave you alone and just let you be?
      A better dad would have even been Sandusky
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

    • Don't quit your day job!!

    • Kids dont use blackberry's I warned!
      As mom looked at your etrade acct with scorn
      Its ready to pop you said with a grin
      Looks like I be out on the streets tonight again
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      "It wont go below 40 a share"
      Then you bought more on a yahoo dare
      Now my college money is all gone
      Cant even afford a dress for my Jr prom
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

      Sell now I warned you RIMMtard
      Dog dont even want to be seen with you in the yard
      Moving to the bad side of town wont be so bad
      Just wish I had anyone but you for a dad
      You should have listened to Hahastocks

    • Oh give me a Rimm
      where the buyouts begin
      and the takeovers alreadies in place
      where seldom is heard a discouraging word
      and i am as rich as a buffet and gate

      Money money again
      where money money's my friend
      it rains from the sky
      while the shorts run and cry

      and i am goin get out of this place!

    • I have to admit. I got misty eyed when I read that masterpiece.

 
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