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Freeport-McMoRan Inc. Message Board

  • kblab2 Nov 22, 2012 2:12 PM Flag


    FURTIVE FLATULENCE quietly passed out a important board meetings has been used as a silent killer gas by FCX's enemies inorder to undermine rational board decisions.Numerous cases of crazy board financial decisions lead to an investigation which was assisted by both the FBI & CIA.

    Thankfully these investigations were a resounding success. FCX management is now aware of the insidious furtive gaseous attacks and has taken decisive action by requiring all employees to take large doses of GASEX & BEANO 24 HOURS BEFORE ANY BOARD MEETING.

    Hopefully, these powerful flatulence inhibiting drugs will not backfire and will put permanent CORKS in the problem posterior areas

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