As I passed the KKD rack in the grocergy last night, I remembered I was short this stock. As usual the rack was full of stale goopy glazed donuts from the night before. Of all the scams being run right now, this is a real doozy.
Guess theres not enough junkies or police in my neighborhood to fuel demand for KKDs great product.
"If you play craps where they give double odds you really get down there in per centages. Don't play the table bets and when the table is cold you have to switch to the don't (like going short)pass line. You have a lot to learn about gambling. Stay tuned. I'm a great teacher!!! "
Classic- stays right in character, advises changing tables like a momo investor!! Great teacher, here's how to have a lot of excitement losing money at casinos, just like his stock picks :-D
Brilliant character, "Mike".
OK, OK, you win. I don't want to do more analysis on gambling for I don't want to jeopardize my job by disputing this with you. But I can tell you, single deck bj with card counting has the edge. Why they build the casino? 'cuz not a lot single deck bj(binion still has one?) and not a lot of people can do card counting, and casino can drive you out if they have the doubts. If you understand probability theory, you can check out the book of thorp. That's it. End of this discussion.
I'll tell ya, I go to Vegas quite regularly and Pai Gow is my favorite. The key to PG, are the comps you get playing $25-$50 hands. You play 6 HRS a day with a $25 minimum, you get your room comp (Treasure Island). The game is so slow and with so many pushes, it's a good table to sit at. BJ turns me off because all it takes is one dumbass sitting on the far right seat to throw off the cards.
Your ignorance is only outweighed by your stupidity!! You make the statement that the only game where YOU HAVE THE EDGE OVER THE DEALER is blackjack!! Just in case you have been in a cave let me give you a clue!!! YOU don't have the edge in Vegas over the house in any game - none, nada, zippo. How do you think they built all the classy casino's - by giving rubes like you the edge!! Your gambling ignorance when you state that blackjack is better than craps is just too much!! After you've been to Vegas twice you quickly learn that the only place where the odds drop down to less than 1% for the house is the crap table and that when you take odds behind the line you get an even bet. No edge for the house on the odds. If you play craps where they give double odds you really get down there in per centages. Don't play the table bets and when the table is cold you have to switch to the don't (like going short)pass line. You have a lot to learn about gambling. Stay tuned. I'm a great teacher!!!
> Blackjack?? You should learn to shoot craps - that's where the odds are the best. Much better than Blackjack!! But, it take years to master and you'd need a lot of time to learn!!
Oh, man, it's another claim like Stock of the Decade. The only game in casino you can beat dealer is Blackjack(excluding player vs player games, like poker). If you are a good card counter, and can choose a single deck table, you will have an edge over banker(or dealer). Even if you don't card counting, and the table uses 4-6 decks or continuous shuffle machine, you still have close to 50% chances if you follow the Thorp's strategy. Othe games like craps, three card poker, keno etc, can't have the same probability to win. But for you, mike, your strength is to manipulate and to fool the idiotic mass, I'd suggest you to control the athletes and bet on sports.
If he really is "getting on your nerves", invest_in_options, use your alias, reality_check_today, and start calling him "IMBECIL". No one will know the difference, and it will make you feel better.
'Murphy' wrote -
"Blackjack?? You should learn to shoot craps - that's where the odds are the best. Much better than Blackjack!! But, it take years to master and you'd need a lot of time to learn!! "
I was laughing my butt off - I finally realise that the whole Murphy character must be a joke. I can't believe that I thought the guy was posting his serious views for months.
Have also been following TYC, if you check post # 208323, where a poster Oil_Rig has compiled votes, mjmurphy71 has voted for the _highest_ TYC price in a month. 'Our' Murphy must be a persona where he deliberately plays the part of a fool, and uses this to pretend he's a KKD long or TYC short, etc.
Classic. Combine this with the redneck extremist views, it's somebody messing around. This has got to be one of the most elaborate pranks played on these boards.
Nice one, 'Mike' - you sure had me fooled.