Yo stinkfingers! Find that spine that fell out? Is the rent paid up at the briar shack? Must suck having a long only portfolio. Try a prediction for this quarter. Be brave, you can do it. Your spine is just within reach clattering around under the computer chair.
'fess up about what you've done to that "sweetheart" cousin of yours, daveyboy...or can't you pull out of ream-a-dog's ass long enough to do it? Just how IS your illegitimate daddy doin', anyway? We worry about that sick bastard, ya know.