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  • arwen_imaginary arwen_imaginary Mar 23, 2011 12:33 PM Flag

    Political certainty and energy investing

    awwww love, works in strange ways.... you must of married one of the few ' good ones " , congrats.. But this time lets agree to disagree.

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    • Women are good... its people that suk.

      Bien Sure?

      • 2 Replies to musketeernumberone
      • SOFTWARE UPDATE
        Dear Technical Support,

        18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which Ihad used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparentlyconflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try andrun Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
        To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several otherapplications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
        .
        Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time,only to discover that when these two systems detected each other theycaused severe damage to my hardware.I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
        available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSaxPlus and
        Cleanhouse2008.

        Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
        Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my BMW.03 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
        Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
        can't be turned off.
        Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2.0, but there could be
        problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2.0, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
        Help requested please,
        Regards,
        Troubled User.

        Dear Troubled User,
        This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
        upgrade from a Girlfriend application to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
        Utilities and Entertainment program.
        Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
        everything. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 1.2. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You are right that you cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.2 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under 'Warnings- Alimony/Child Support.'
        I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: \APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

        Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
        Overuse of its support programs will cause the system to launch the
        program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the
        performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

        WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with
        Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
        cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
        Best of luck,
        Tech Support

      • Yes Musk , you are right , the problem is 80% of people are " enculer and/or dumb as merde " , about 10% are smart and enculer , those being the most dangerous that usually "encule" everything and everyone, i used a french terms so yahoo doesn't delete my insult, it's not their sex, sorry . But women do fall into that category(people). I am not mad at the world by the way, just being realistic .

        Heuresement, once in a while , one meets cool people...

        Back to business, do you not see a correction coming Musk ?

 
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