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  • wind_breaker_86 wind_breaker_86 May 21, 2004 11:44 AM Flag

    Liberal Priorities

    You Know Your a Liberal If;

    1) You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

    2) You are against capital punishment, but for abortion on demand, in short you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

    3) You believe that the same public school teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    4) You believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

    5) You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

    6) You believe that global temperatures is not affected by cyclical, documented changes in the Sun, but is really affected by SUVs.

    7) You believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

    8)You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    9) You believe that hunters don't care about nature but animal rights activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

    10) You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11) You believe there was no art before federal funding.

    12) You believe the free market that gives us 500+ channels of entertainment can't deliver the quality that PBS does.

    13) You believe the NRA is evil, because it stands up for the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they attempt to create a new Constitution out of thin air.

    14) You believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

    15) You believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Dolly Madison or Thomas Edison.

    16) You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

    17) You believe that second-hand smoke is more dangerous than HIV.

    18) You believe Hilary Clinton is really a lady and Rosie O'Donnell is really funny.

    19) You believe that conservatives are racists, but that black people couldn't make it without your help.

    20) You believe the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

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