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  • chrt13sezzheaintkowtoting chrt13sezzheaintkowtoting Apr 1, 2010 6:16 PM Flag

    How My Family is Faring

    I can't for the life of me understand how I am the only one in the family with any brains.

    First, my older brother Mike, decides he is satisfied with the piddling return he gets from CDs. THEN, he decides NOT to have ME handle his money. On top of that, he won't take my political advice and he votes for the likes of Obama and Barbara Boxer. He is a RAGING liberal, among other things.

    Second, my younger brother thinks he is in "love" with a no-good, gold-digging shiksa. This pampered princess has three rotten kids from a previous marriage, and her kids were so bad she had her tubes tied. To think my brother would marry a woman who would be just as happy were he dead! She can't even cook a pot roast, and refuses to clip his toenails.

    WHY was I the only one to get my father's intelligence? Wait a minute! Maybe they are of bastard ancestry, and should wear the bar sinister! If THAT is the case, I could claim their part of the inheritance. After all, if paternity is in doubt, maternity could also be up in the air.

    I am considering obtaining a COURT ORDER for their DNA. Then we will EXHUME my parents, and determine that I am the SOLE HEIR!

    I SHOULD have gotten the free ride to USC, and therefore, I should get Mike's CBS pension. Likewise, I should get the shiksa. She's starting to look better and better to me. And, relative to my age, she is YOUNG-STUFF.

    I will, of course, forgive my "brothers" for all the slights over the years. That is, assuming they cooperate with my plan.

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    • I can't for the life of me understand how I am the only one in the family with any brains.
      OY VEY LOL.

      She can't even cook a pot roast, and refuses to clip his toenails. eeeuuuwwww!

      look at it this way charty:you're brothers are the L/R balls,and you're the Dickman,LOL.

      I will, of course, forgive my "brothers" for all the slights over the years. That is, assuming they cooperate with my plan.

      what plan?superior methods plan,LOL.

    • Here is an excerpt from your post:


      Then we will EXHUME my parents



      Nobody will be exhuming my dad. He joined the Neptune Society and asked that his ashes be scattered at sea. I was the one that did the honors after he passed away at age 86 on August 18, 1995.

      He would have lived a lot longer too but he made the mistake of going to a quack for a foot infection and he ended up dying from complications of what any reputable doctor would have had no problems with.

 
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